*insert creepy music here*
Your, my dear Sir, have dared venture into my dark lair. My dark shadow minions are already seeping into your soul, slowly sucking your life force away. The only cure to your inevitable doom is to come join me and become my mind slave...
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And if you're stupid enough to believe that, then you might as well transfer all your life savings in my bank account. Oh, and get me a hot chocolate as well. With white chococlate chip cookies.
What? Tch, don't give me that look! It's their fault for their lack of sufficient brain cells if they're actually that idiotic.
Well, since you're not exactly offering to take their place as my mind slave, I might as well get back on topic- WELCOME TO MY BLOG! *FANFARE* Dear reader, how you found this is beyond me but my heart is conetent with you being my faithful followers for the rest of your pathetic existenc-*gets hit on head*
Ow, ow, ow, you abusive blog! What was I saying? Oh yes, welcome to my blog of Chikai Culture! Introducing the interests, hobbies and other random jazz of the one and only Chikai! Ta da! So if you've managed to read this far, then please leave a comment because I promise that won't inflate my ego.
...By much.
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